The United Flotsam of Garbagea
This nation has literally been pieced together by the people, for without the people this grand country may have never come to be, and what a tragic loss that would have been to the sixth mass extinction. We are a small but proud nation of bits and pieces, bottles and bags, caps and lids, containers and pads and as we float around without a care in the world we scar and suffocate all we come in contact with.
Geographical Coordinates: Our flamboyant capital, the floating city of Litterin, is located in the West Chaos Wastes, commonly known as the North Pacific Plastic Gyre which ominously looms roughly between 135°W to 155°W and 35°N to 42°N. (Coordinates collected by Nat Geo, Source: Wikipedia)
Garbagean Map’s Scale: 1:10,000,000
Send in coordinates of the lesser known gyres, mounds, landfills, junkyards and scenic debris gardens and we at Garbagea will plug it in, because we are always eager to expand our vista and acquire new properties.
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Garbagea is usually sold by the cubic feet, in portable property boxes as shown in the images above.
All mail in regards to ‘Garbagean Property Development and Sales’ should bear the subject: Garbagean Real Estate, and should be addressed to “Refuse Realty St-Inc.” and sent to: garbageanation@gmail.com