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Our Seal: For state use only, handed by one Dump-Dictator-For-Life on to the next, through the line of dictated succession, as an autocratic heirloom. Seal’s use is left to the discretion of the despot in charge, but invariably the seal bears the sovereign’s sanction on state matters, rulings and acknowledges the authenticity of official documents, specifically ones published by the Council of the Limping Earth.
Our Crest: Composed of a delicate wreath of blood stained post consumer plastic bottles that cradle the embellished alphabet G, which represents the United Flotsam of Garbagea, that rests atop a banner bearing the Latin phrase “cras credemus, hodie nihil” which translates to “tomorrow we believe, but not today”, the Crest embodies the Garbagean outlook. Our crest is used by the Rubbish Reserve to authenticate Sheets (our official currency) of all denominations.
Flag : A large plastic bag custom printed with lead and other heavy metal inks that bears the ornate Seal of Garbagea placed between two undulating waves. The Flag is to always be hoisted up on a crude soaked Grim Reaper scythe that is secured in a gasoline barrel, which is our official mast. When it is a really festive occasion we set our flag mast on fire to honor other colonies with a state smoke signal so every territory can join in on the plastic pomp. From time to time we also conduct simulcasts of such demonstrations for the rest of the world to stare at, stupefied.